No, Mom. I go to Hogwarts.
- Mom:So are you ready for school tomorrow?
- Me:What? I don't start tomorrow. I start Wednesday.
- Mom:What are you talking about?
- Me:September 1st is when I start, Mom.
- Mom:No. Stop being silly. I'm waking you up at six tomorrow.
- Me:Why? The train doesn't leave until eleven.
- Mom:What train? Stop being ridiculous. You're scaring me. Now did you get all your supplies?
- Me:No. I have almost everything, but I still need my owl. Will you pick it up for me?
- Mom:Cindy, I'm serious. Quit.
- Me:Mom. I'm scared.
- Mom:Oh, honey! Why?
- Me:.... What if they put me in Slytherin?
- Mom:GO TO YOUR ROOM.
